Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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