You just made me feel so damn special
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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