i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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