My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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