i just had sex bonerless
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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