He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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