i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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