im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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