so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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