yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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