Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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