More tranny stories later!
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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