Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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