Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
