why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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