I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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