Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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