check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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