I wanna bring you to show and tell
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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