Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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