HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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