can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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