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(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(443): View more from Maryland

You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.

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We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.

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(815): View more from Illinois

we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear

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(914): View more from New York

The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted

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(786): View more from Florida

When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.

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