he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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