He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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