what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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