nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
did you just send me my own nude
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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