we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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