i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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