batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It was confusing and full of hummus
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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