i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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