my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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