Apparently you make a good broom.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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