Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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