White coat. Heels.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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