This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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