Small penises have feelings too.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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