Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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