i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You are a genius and a whore.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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