escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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