i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize