i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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