those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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