lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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