you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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