what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I love having hate sex.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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