But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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