I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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