Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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