my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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