god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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