Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i may or may not be watching the land before time

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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(415): View more from California

There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.

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(206): View more from Washington

Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?

(1-206): View more from Washington

That was me Mom...

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