i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just threw up on my dentist
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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