so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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