I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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