who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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