Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
