Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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